1001 Rules for My Unborn Son

This has been circulating through my friends for the last week or so. Clever. I like it. You can kill all kinds of time with it. Be warned. Link for you below:

Rules for My Unborn Son

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385. When traveling abroad, keep your wits about you, especially in Spain.

384. All drinking challenges must be accepted.

376. If you need music on the beach, you're missing the point.

354. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.

340. Do the crossword (don't cheat, ask).

330. Give credit. Take the blame.

313. Lennon, not McCartney.

302. Never be the last one in the pool.

276. Surround yourself with smart people.

249. Identify your most commonly used word or phrase, and eliminate it (literally, like, amazing).

187. Smile at pretty girls.